The quick, viral infected, brown fox jumped over the retarded turtle. As the quick brown fox sailed overhead, the wind caught a dollop of deadly, virus ridden spittle, knocking it loose, where it fell and splattered into the eyes of the unfortunate turtle.

The virus swarmed throughout the retarded turtles system, completely taking over and infecting the turtles internal organs, chemically converting them into high grade plutonium.

Within minutes, the plutonium levels inside the retarded turtle reached critical mass, collapsed in on itself, exploded in a massive biological nuclear fireball and ignited the planets' atmosphere, burning away all semblance of life for thousands of years.

The end.